Comments on: The Eagle and The Dog http://goddess-i-am.com/2009/02/11/the-eagle-and-the-dog/ And so dewy Iris flew down from the sky on saffron-colored wings, trailing a thousand different colors across the sun. - Virgil's Aeneid Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:37:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Free TO Pee, Or Free FROM Pee - Goddess, I Am. http://goddess-i-am.com/2009/02/11/the-eagle-and-the-dog/comment-page-1/#comment-972 Free TO Pee, Or Free FROM Pee - Goddess, I Am. Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:59:44 +0000 http://goddess-i-am.com/?p=285#comment-972 [...] so it was that it has been months since the last incident. Unfortunately, the problem with avoiding trouble is that trouble finds you - and it did about two [...] [...] so it was that it has been months since the last incident. Unfortunately, the problem with avoiding trouble is that trouble finds you – and it did about two [...]

]]> By: JD http://goddess-i-am.com/2009/02/11/the-eagle-and-the-dog/comment-page-1/#comment-579 JD Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:21:25 +0000 http://goddess-i-am.com/?p=285#comment-579 The sneakiest is chocolate. But not just any chocolate. Dont use any of the cheap sari store snacks or even white chocolate or hersey bars. Get some proper baking chocolate, its got the highest level of theobromine (without having to spend a lot on expensive exotic stuff). Only about an ounce should be all thats needed for a small dog of about 10lbs/22kilos. Just fling a small bit and it'll like it. Next time, toss a couple small 1-ounce squares. Causes seizures and excessive urination. The sneakiest is chocolate. But not just any chocolate. Dont use any of the cheap sari store snacks or even white chocolate or hersey bars. Get some proper baking chocolate, its got the highest level of theobromine (without having to spend a lot on expensive exotic stuff). Only about an ounce should be all thats needed for a small dog of about 10lbs/22kilos. Just fling a small bit and it’ll like it. Next time, toss a couple small 1-ounce squares. Causes seizures and excessive urination.

]]> By: Chico http://goddess-i-am.com/2009/02/11/the-eagle-and-the-dog/comment-page-1/#comment-548 Chico Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:05:51 +0000 http://goddess-i-am.com/?p=285#comment-548 It's from "Slaughterhouse 5" by Kurt Vonnegut (just showing off the books I read). I read it for school when I was fourteen years old. I have never been able to forget that description of how this very violent man kills a menacing dog. It seemed to me, somehow . . . genius. It’s from “Slaughterhouse 5″ by Kurt Vonnegut (just showing off the books I read). I read it for school when I was fourteen years old. I have never been able to forget that description of how this very violent man kills a menacing dog. It seemed to me, somehow . . . genius.

]]> By: iris http://goddess-i-am.com/2009/02/11/the-eagle-and-the-dog/comment-page-1/#comment-546 iris Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:02:00 +0000 http://goddess-i-am.com/?p=285#comment-546 @Lio: Hey, everyone has their own style, and I like yours. Reminds me of my older blogs when I was younger and very angst-ridden. LOL. And yes, you I do think you're qualified. Most of the topics are pretty silly, mind-numbing crap, though. Just thought I'd warn you. ;-) @Chico: You're mean, mean, MEAN! But now that you mentioned it... :-D @Lio: Hey, everyone has their own style, and I like yours. Reminds me of my older blogs when I was younger and very angst-ridden. LOL. And yes, you I do think you’re qualified. Most of the topics are pretty silly, mind-numbing crap, though. Just thought I’d warn you. ;-)

@Chico: You’re mean, mean, MEAN! But now that you mentioned it… :-D

]]> By: chico http://goddess-i-am.com/2009/02/11/the-eagle-and-the-dog/comment-page-1/#comment-543 chico Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:16:09 +0000 http://goddess-i-am.com/?p=285#comment-543 So. It's a case of "Eagle Vs. Dog". Here is what you do. You take an old fashioned wind up alarm clock. You dismantle it and pull out the spring. You cut the spring diagonally up into short but very hard sharp pieces. You embed these pieces of clock spring into a large-ish piece of blade steak (it's a cheap cut). At three o'clock in the morning you throw said piece of garnished meat to problematic Canine. Yapping will be followed by whimpering, followed by silence. Problem solved So. It’s a case of “Eagle Vs. Dog”.

Here is what you do. You take an old fashioned wind up alarm clock. You dismantle it and pull out the spring. You cut the spring diagonally up into short but very hard sharp pieces. You embed these pieces of clock spring into a large-ish piece of blade steak (it’s a cheap cut). At three o’clock in the morning you throw said piece of garnished meat to problematic Canine. Yapping will be followed by whimpering, followed by silence.

Problem solved

]]> By: lio loco http://goddess-i-am.com/2009/02/11/the-eagle-and-the-dog/comment-page-1/#comment-541 lio loco Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:40:20 +0000 http://goddess-i-am.com/?p=285#comment-541 good riddance! and i thought this plague they call stupidity is only isolated in my two-block neighborhood. lolz! this is so funny miss iris, had me in stitches. so is mr. eagle still chased by the kimchi neighbors? leave them in a rut, if i were you. lolz! p.s. thanks for the "fab writer" thingy. i don't know if could write as good as you though. if you've been visiting my blog, i've been writing in vernacular quite a lot now and i don't know if i could go back writing in straight english again. i started the blog with english as my medium but after posting "this guy's in love with you - torpe", all the blog-mongers suddenly wanted me to keep the tagalog kanto-speak. lol! i dunno. but i do am interested with the writing project you mentioned. would i qualify, anyway? haha. :D <abbr><em>lio locos last blog post..<a href="http://ssdd.i.ph/blogs/ssdd/?p=47" rel="nofollow">Why Bite the Bullet When I Can Slap Your Ass Instead?</a></abbr></em> good riddance! and i thought this plague they call stupidity is only isolated in my two-block neighborhood. lolz! this is so funny miss iris, had me in stitches. so is mr. eagle still chased by the kimchi neighbors? leave them in a rut, if i were you. lolz!

p.s. thanks for the “fab writer” thingy. i don’t know if could write as good as you though. if you’ve been visiting my blog, i’ve been writing in vernacular quite a lot now and i don’t know if i could go back writing in straight english again. i started the blog with english as my medium but after posting “this guy’s in love with you – torpe”, all the blog-mongers suddenly wanted me to keep the tagalog kanto-speak. lol! i dunno. but i do am interested with the writing project you mentioned. would i qualify, anyway? haha. :D

lio locos last blog post..Why Bite the Bullet When I Can Slap Your Ass Instead?

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